Oh those Japanese...

I have concluded that the Japanese have the coolest things ever, even though most of them are naughty in some way... but! that's pretty OK because they are still hilariously funny. I am kinda curious what it is about the Japanese culture that gives them so many naughty-related things...

They had those used panty dispensers, which seems kind of weird because they were schoolgirls' panties but I guess that is still kind of borderline culturally weird.

They made Hentai, which for anyone who doesn't know is anime/video game porn. This one at least has a background as to why it was made (and also with characters like Samus Aran, I can see why there would be this type of porn). The Japanese have strict laws on pornography: any time that the naughty bits are shown it must be heavily blurred. So hentai came around for the teenage group - you know... the video game playing, anime watching people. Since they didn't have laws on this kind of material it was ok to show penis' and such. Then another law put a stop to that, so there was tentacle-hentai; because tentacles aren't penises. Then another law got passed that censored that (this is just through general Q & A with one of my ex-WoW buddies who is an avid hentai fan). However at some point they it became such a huge thing, and the Japanese kind of eased up on censorship (on hentai, real porn is still censored). The Japanese culture seems to be a very... open kind of one. They even have releases for hentai DS games and such... like... storewide releases.

Anyway so I was informed of something that to me, seemed quite fun: Pudding boobs. The strangest thing about it? it still manages to be Japanese... you know... cute and some how unoffensive.
These delectably tasty looking boobies go for about $4.00, and you get 2(ha!)! So the thing I need to look for if I ever make it to Japan: Pudding boobies (someone needs to be a pioneer and try them... and I'm willing to take one for the team.).

Edit: I just figured out what to call them! jublies!