Thursday, October 09, 2008

Halo and Metroid action!

A while (being "greater then a year") there was a video made called "Haloid". It was made by a fellow named Monty Oum and its about a 10 minute video. This man did the whole thing by himself. That means the sound effects, animation (even the characters, he didn't use any templates, they're all his), and story. It goes: OSDT vs the Covenant, Spartan vs Covenant, Spartan vs Samus, Samus and Spartan vs Covenant, Samus and Spartan being in love.



Originally when Monty Oum made this it was a 10 and a bit minute video, composed of 2 'chapters'. For some reason people have decided to separate, and in most cases cut out (and not make reference to) this second part. I included this second part below (its a good time, and just damn sexy)



By now you have probably said: "Master Chief isn't a woman, this is gay!" or "Master chief could totally beat Samus" or "Master Chief isn't in this video, what the fuck?!" or "fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap" or "This is the coolest thing ever, Monty Oum is my hero!". There are several things wrong with most of those comments. (1) Master Chief isn't T3H 1337 shit. (2) Samus is about 5000 years (estimate) more advanced then Master Chief (Master Chief is from the 26th century). (3) No, master chief isn't in the video, it's just a random spartan who happens to be female, its possible its Nichole from DoA4. (4) Yeah... there are sexual innuendos, and there are totally a lesbian-ness going on. Yes Samus is EXTREMELY HOT, and the MasterChick is also pretty hot. And yes, that dance is extremely sexy... but avoid masturbating to it... just watch it a lot.... (5) This is definitely amazing.

If you were wondering: Lesbians rock, and the reason for Monty Oum ending it as he did was so that there WASN'T a victor. If he had had it play out to the end, with one winning (and no team up and lesbian-ness) it wouldn't have been any fun he would have got huge amount of angry emails about it. This way we all had fun (except the halo fans and who cares about them) and Monty Oum doesn't get nearly as many emails as he would have.

This video happens to be widely detested by a lot of the Halo 3 fanfags idiots fans. In fact there is one with an 'alternate ending' that at one point had more youtube views then the original video did (everyone who liked it saw it through different sites anyway, for the most part that is). The info on the 'alternate ending' video is: "I changed the ending, because we All know The Master Chief is not only a man or the main character, but the "Last" Spartan. So enjoy!". As stated before: this person is a complete idiot. Also his 'alternate ending' [found here] is just the full video, being cut off right after they fly away from the explosion. Also: note the bastard asshole bum-nibbler person didn't give any credit to Oum.

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