Dragon "sucks balls" the movie.

Everyone who had a childhood knows about Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z (mostly the second one). To sum it up for people that don't know it was: seizures, lots of yelling, a good time, more yelling, awesome battles, more yelling, ka-mah-ha-may-ha's, and more yelling.

As we all know, movies/shows based on anything awesome typically suck. Resident Evil, Max Payne, Eragon, etc. So by now, movie companies should realize that they should stop trying. However this next one will make them a lot of money for one soul purpose: everyone knows Dragon Ball (Z?) and everyone will want to see how crappy this will be.

So far, it looks like its going to be a huge pile of bantha-fodder (ha! nerd reference ftw!)

Cast:

Goku - Justin Chatwin (the son in War of the Worlds)
Bulma - Emmy Rossum (the girlfriend in The Day After Tomorrow)
Yamcha - Joon Park (some unknown Japanese guy)
Master Roshi - Chow Yun-Fat (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon)
Lord Piccolo - James Marsters (Spike from Buffy/Angel) - didn't even need to look him up.
Mai - Eriko Tamura (Aparently she's in heroes as Eriko? I don't know who that is though)
Chi-Chi - Jamie Chung (Soap Operas)
Grandpa Gohan - Randall Duk Kim (The Keymaker in the Matrix)

Pictures

Thats... somehow Goku....

Bulma and Goku... on set... so this is what they will look like.

Aparently Master Roshi is a beat up old bum.... (also on set)