Monday, January 12, 2009

Stupid 'Celebs

Apparently because their famous they can totally screw with their children. Brittany Spears apparently has been asking her two sons to spy on her ex-boyfriend (K-fed) and his new girlfriend. Any time they come back from being with their father she asks them all kinds of questions like: "did she stay the night" or "is she a sleazy whore just like mommie?" or "what does she like to do". To me that seems like an abuse of her parental privileges.

However Brittany's creepy stalker-like obsession doesn't just involve her children. She asked her own bodyguard to get information from K-fed's body guard about the new girlfriend of his. She also 'interrogated' K-fed's maid and friends.

Just because your famous doesn't mean you can stalk people... right?

[article here]

Celebrities also abuse their parental privileges in other ways: Naming their children. Some celebrities have given their children horrible names. Here's a list of some 'celebs that have given their children names that they'll be changing when they are old enough (I'm just including the more famous 'celeb in the couple as the parent):
  • Gwyneth Paltrow
    • Apple (girl)
    • Moses (Boy)
  • Penn Jillette
    • Moxie CrimeFighter Jilette (girl)
  • Helen Hunt
    • Makena'lei (girl)
  • Courteney Cox Arquette
    • Coco Riley (girl)
  • Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes
    • Suri (girl)
  • Cher
    • Chastity (girl)
  • Nicholas Cage
    • Kal-El (boy)
      • (Superman's Kryptonian name. It's cool and all, but not something you name a child)
  • Sylvester Stallone
    • Sophia Rose (girl)
    • Sistine Rose (girl)
    • Scarlet Rose (girl)
    • Sage Moonblood (girl)
    • Seargeoh (boy)
  • Robert Rodriguez
    • Rocket Valentin (boy)
    • Racer Maximilliano (boy)
    • Rebel Antonio (boy)
    • Rogue (boy)
    • Rhiannon (girl)
  • Ving Rhames
    • Reignbeau (girl)
    • Freedom (boy)
  • Rob Marrow
    • Tu Marrow (girl)
  • Shannyn Sossamon
    • Audio Science (girl)
      • What.the.Fuck.
Someone needs to revoke celebrities baby making license.

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