Dragon "sucks balls" the movie.

Everyone who had a childhood knows about Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z (mostly the second one). To sum it up for people that don't know it was: seizures, lots of yelling, a good time, more yelling, awesome battles, more yelling, ka-mah-ha-may-ha's, and more yelling.

As we all know, movies/shows based on anything awesome typically suck. Resident Evil, Max Payne, Eragon, etc. So by now, movie companies should realize that they should stop trying. However this next one will make them a lot of money for one soul purpose: everyone knows Dragon Ball (Z?) and everyone will want to see how crappy this will be.

So far, it looks like its going to be a huge pile of bantha-fodder (ha! nerd reference ftw!)

Cast:

Goku - Justin Chatwin (the son in War of the Worlds)
Bulma - Emmy Rossum (the girlfriend in The Day After Tomorrow)
Yamcha - Joon Park (some unknown Japanese guy)
Master Roshi - Chow Yun-Fat (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon)
Lord Piccolo - James Marsters (Spike from Buffy/Angel) - didn't even need to look him up.
Mai - Eriko Tamura (Aparently she's in heroes as Eriko? I don't know who that is though)
Chi-Chi - Jamie Chung (Soap Operas)
Grandpa Gohan - Randall Duk Kim (The Keymaker in the Matrix)

Pictures

Thats... somehow Goku....

Bulma and Goku... on set... so this is what they will look like.

Aparently Master Roshi is a beat up old bum.... (also on set)

Today while tripping.

So because of holly, I went to mozilla (and broke my oath never to go to their site again, after that whole hat incident) and downloaded Stumble. Its a browser function that you just imput your interests, and then your good to go. Every time you click it, it finds a web page that has to do with your interests.

I was formally using a different program that was kind of like this, but that just found articles, this finds web pages.

So! some interesting Stumbles:

All I Ever Learned, I learned from Anime: The highlights
2. You CAN have too many women. - its a fact. In most anime if there are a lot of girls after one man, he isn't happy about it.
5. The less you care about sex, the more opportunities you'll get. - it really is true, its always that cool kid that doesn't care that ends up having all the ladies flock to him.
7. When you die, make a long speech, and don't finish the last sentence. - if your going to die, at least be an asshole and leave 'em hanging
14. Speak quietly, pilot a big mech.
18. Honor is sexy; villainy is irresistible. - Note to self: insane people get chicks.
20. The coolest weapon is still a sword - its so true, only the coolest people use swords... or gunblades (which is cheating)
21. The hero is never really mad until you hurt his girlfriend.
24. School uniforms are cool only when the collar is open. - Its true.
28. Never trust a huge corporation. - Umbrella Corp.
30. Never fall for the girl who names her mech with a French name - [Edit] Never fall in love with anything french.
38. Always take gravity into account. - if it wasn't for gravity, you couldn't even hit the ground.
41. There's nothing sexier than high heels on a mech. - I don't know why... but all mechs seem to have high heels...
46. Outrageous vehicles only make the hero cooler.
54. If a sister falls in love with her brother, somewhere down the line you will discover that they're not blood related. - they tried that north of seven too.... too bad they were related...
59. All high school kids in Japan have parents that are away on extended business trips.
62. Consuming enormous amounts of alcohol daily will never have ill effects.
65. Everyone in Japan has excellent singing voices.
70. The longer it takes to say what your punch is called, the less effective it is. - This is an error. The longer you take to say your punch's name, the cooler and more powerful it makes it. Kah-mah-ha-mah-ha. If you say it slower, its more powerful.
73. TAKAHASHI'S LAW 2: The two-foot-tall old geezer is someone to be feared. - Yoda, master Rochie (or however it is spelled), etc.
74. No matter how big the mech/labor/mobile suit is, if it runs around the corner, the guy chasing it loses the trail.
76. The fate of the planet rests in the hands of the seemingly normal high school student.
77. The heroine must shred her clothes while transforming into something to fight the bad guys. - Sailor Moon is hot.
81. Never love a Gundam pilot : you're just destined for disappointment (or a funeral). - Probably because they were all gay...
85. The vampire isn't _always_ the bad guy - But that doesn't always mean they're amazing.
90. All high school principals in Japan are clinically insane.
95. A samurai sword can cut through anything.
110. The English words in Jpop songs are put there only because they sound good, since they don't make any sense with the rest of the lyrics.
112. The hero always loses the first fight with a new enemy.

Those are the highlights of that (for me at least), but they are all pretty good.

Amazing Cosplayers: Highlights (you anime-heavy people might have different ones, although they are all pretty awesome)
Tifa
Yuna in the second image
Kasumi
Human Guardian
Night Elf
Eva

The People Clock: Its a clock... made out of people.

Oh snap.

If you don't understand:

Brandon Crisp, the kid that ran away from home because his stupid parents took his xbox 360 away, was found, dead. Originally they suspected fowl play (murder) but autopsy results show: he died because he broke his chest bones. The reason: he fell out of a tree.

Looks some one shouldn't have been playing CoD4, and should have played a little more survival games.

[P.S. that picture was totally all me]

Oh that internet.

If you think that we don't need the internet, watch this fun, fun video.

http://www.itsawonderfulinternet.com/

It explains the life of a man (and it's in pop-up format), who wished away the internet, and how he regrets it.

I laughed, I cried, I blogged...

Clothes.

Gamer clothes are the most fun thing. Ever.

T shirt designs:


(I got this achievement the other day! course... I had to go outside to get fallout 3....)


(it's a Halflife thing)


(someone has to get this for me... I'm not even kidding... I would love you forever and ever)


(what a perv that vader is)




(Hehehe sure they could have dogs, but what kind of evil bio-weapon researchers would have a dog?)


(Pretty much...)


(Natural 20's scare the best of us)


(Ah skynet, who could forget them [Terminator Bitches])

Hats

In Soviet Russia... cosplayers scare you.

Yeah... even 'them Russians have gaming conventions. Not the announcement type, like TGS and Blizzcon, but that "FanExpo but larger type". That means they have cosplayers and boothbabes too... but not the awesome type you see at TGS and Blizzcon (and in Japan, they cheat). It's that crappy "I'm ugly and/or fat, so I should dress up" type.

Anyway picture time! There are some attractive ones... but also some scary ones.

Woman +1, Costume -4. - Maybe its just me, but I don't find this costume attractive.
Meow? - I'd say that is an attractive woman, costume... doesn't look good with that pose.
/blinded - that is a UNATTRACTIVE woman, and... wearing bra and panties... does that COUNT as a costume?
WAR - Warhammer Online women. I think I might have a thing for elves, because these woman are pretty attractive.
Nightmare Class 3 - That is supposed to be a woman.... I don't see it.
Real Hero - The photographer that took this picture is a true hero.... heres the woman that chest belongs to. Id say she was pretty attractive.
Wo--blah - those are some not-so-attractive women. I like the purple one's costume though.
Poliecia - Some attractive police women...
Abovezero, Attraction - She's dressed as Subzero, but she's pretty damn attractive.
Rated: DONT LOOK - That... is a very scary women.... and I just realized... shes NOT wearing clothes... thats paint....
Asian Adventure - Yeah... unattractive... and creepy.
Soviet Invasion - That is creepy. 'nuff said. Although I will say more: that looks like a codpiece.

True Story.

he is a master of a rapier.

conclusion

I have concluded... that I really am an asshole.